your room smells of hookers.
And success
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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