yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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