please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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