You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm bleeding and have questions
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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