just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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