i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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