wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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