I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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