OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish you could order shots online.
we're making bets on your personal life
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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