He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I got inside last night via doggy door
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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