How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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