nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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