Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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