I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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