Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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