You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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