remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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