trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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