do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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