I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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