My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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