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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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