glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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