I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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