hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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