And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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