im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he puts the penis in happiness.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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