We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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