Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We need to rekindle our bromance
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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