I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
vagina is talking i cant
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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