So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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