I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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