Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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