If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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