Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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