Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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