It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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