Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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