If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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