YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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