Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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