i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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