I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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