It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
two words: eviction party
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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