Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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