I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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