I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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