just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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