like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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