It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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