just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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