I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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