hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
thus making me awesome and them whores
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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